dear future boyfriend (2)

I know I’m hard to handle. I know I’m absolutely crazy sometimes. I know I overthink everything. I know I’m impatient, short tempered, and not the brightest at times. I know I’m a mess but please just stick around. I will try to convince you that I’m the worst person ever and that you should leave but really, I want you to argue and say I’m wonderful and that you’re staying. I have a fear of abandonment so please don’t leave. I will stress you out and cause you to want to pull your hair out.

We will fight. We will go on cute dates. We will play softball against each other. You will take me fishing. I will take you to a concert. You will show me why hunting is your favorite, I will show you why music means so much to me. You’ll be best friends with my guy best friend. My parents will think you’re the best thing in the world. My friends will praise you for saving me. I will be your first kiss. I will cheer you on at all of your football, baseball, and basketball games. We’ll be the football and cheerleader couple who everyone is jealous of because we care for each other so much. We will cook for each other. I will be a role model for your little sister and my cousin will think you’re the greatest thing alive. We will spend every waking moment around each other. Our families will notice how happy we are. You will make fun of the weird faces and noises I make. I will make fun of your goofiness. You will call me dumb and I’ll call you an asshole.

Most of all, I will love you unconditionally. For the rest of my entire life.